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Wedding Fireworks – A great idea to make your wedding day end in a bang
A guide to using wedding fireworks to make your special day finish with a bang. Ideally use a professional fireworks company that will advise you on safety and the best types of fireworks to use. If your budget does not allow for this, please take care with DIY fireworks.... continue
Wedding Fireworks – A great idea to make your wedding day end in a bang
A guide to using wedding fireworks to make your special day finish with a bang. Ideally use a professional fireworks company that will advise you on safety and the best types of fireworks to use. If your budget does not allow for this, please take care with DIY fireworks.... continue
The Finer Points of Poverty
I'm poor. And I'm not ashamed of it. Actually, I'm kind of proud of myself for being poor. It's an accomplishment that many people will never attain. Some people will go through their whole life and never know what it's like to experience some of the finer points of poverty like eating ramon noodles for breakfast, lunch, and dinner 5 days a week. My heart goes out to these types of people. The Fou ... continueI'm A Romance Novel Hero!
Before we get started here, let me tell y?all that what you?re about to read is the absolute truth. The absolute, unvarnished truth. I swear it on every one of my Elvis and BTO CDs. Now, let?s get right down to it, y?all just focus your eyes on the following sentence: I was the inspiration for the male lead in a published romance novel. Okay, okay, scoff all y?all want. I?m not shooting th ... continueTHINGS YOU CAN LEARN FROM A DUCK
Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005. THINGS YOU CAN LEARN FROM A DUCK -- Or, what doesn?t have web feet, feathers and can?t even quack? -- What does one do with an empty calendar? The simple answer is to fill in the blanks with all manner of really important things to do. But, if you?re like some folks, (with neither a calendar nor a ?to-do? list), it?s your lucky day to engage in didd ... continueIf you can't laugh at yourself...
Just make fun of other people.I mean,the concept of making fun of someone is taken too serious.I saw some fat bitch who was shoved into a lot of mud.Did I laugh?Of course,I laughed my ass off the whole time she was down there.Did I help her?Hell no,it wouldn't have been so damned funny if I would have helped someone out.That's a crock of shit,someone that likes her should help out the bitch,not me ... continueWhy It Pays to Out More Humor in the Workplace
1. Humor reduces stress levels and stress is the number one problem confronting employees today. 2. Laughter boosts morale while stress erodes staff morale. It is in the best interest of any business to invest in the happiness of its employees. Laughter is an effective barometer of just how happy your people are. 3. Keeping things in perspective tends to boost morale and humor helps us keep ... continueHOW TO DO EVERYTHING WITH ...XP
Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005. HOW TO DO EVERYTHING WITH ...XP --Or, are you sure Windows XP can fly me to the moon and back? -- The world is moving at a break-neck speed these days, so it?s no wonder we?re impressed as heck with turbo-charged racing cars, bored out of our trees with fast food, and whacked out of our gourds by something called jet lag. And, since every problem needs ... continueA Key In Hand Is Worth A Thousand On My Desk
A key fault I have, and I can only talk about one fault at a time, is the tendency to get busy. I often find myself chasing my own tail. What I will do with it when I catch it is beyond my understanding. However, this notwithstanding, I fall into the trap time after time of getting too busy for my own good. The faster I try to go; the less I seem to accomplish. This past week proved no excep ... continuePackage Baggage
It always fries my brains when I have nothing more creative to do with my time than visit a computer store. It is a bit like sending a Brit soldier to the gulf without any body armour. I am always caught between the friendly fire of spotty computer experts who start rubbing themselves up against a flatscreen thinner than a fagpaper while explaining the difference between 12 bit and 16 bit digital ... continueIT'S THE MERRY MONTH OF MAY NATURALLY!
Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005 IT'S THE MERRY MONTH OF MAY NATURALLY! -- Eccentric events and odd occasions to celebrate in May 2005 -- Compiled by Lady Beatrice Blitterlees and edited by Lord Earl Craboon When the odd flibbertygibbet or two is flattened beyond recognition by a "medicine ball" or a daffy duffus appears on the back nine, you know it must be the merry month of May. ... continueThe Ultimate sting
The Ultimate Sting Looking for Harvey Weinstein Brassy, ballsy and full of energy. A totem of two women?s struggle to do something worthwhile in life, it certainly knows how to serve up endless comical observations. This is what comedy is supposed to be. The delivery, too, is polished, every line, every joke, enhancing the material, making for a thoroughly enjoyable read. The women and t ... continueNo Stars for the Eclipse
One weathercaster called it a ?must-see light and shadow show by the Old Master Himself,? but I can?t say this last solar eclipse was worthy of the recommendation. Not even total, and staged (in my location anyway) behind a thick cloud cover that served only to diffuse the vivid contrasts essential to any dramatic effect, the ?Old Master? might have been faxing it in from deep space somewhere for ... continue?Too Much Stuff? Syndrome or How Decorating and Organizing Can Help Your Sanity
Publishing Guidelines: You may publish this article with the article and resource box intact and unchanged provided any links are hyperlinked. A courtesy copy of your publication would be appreciated. (The challenge paragraph may be omitted for space.) ----------- ?Too Much Stuff? Syndrome or How Decorating and Organizing Can Help Your Sanity by Lisa DeClue This area of home lif ... continueTop 10 Things to make your next company meeting more exciting Part 2
Top 10 Things to make your next company meeting more exciting Part 2 10. Slowly slump in your seat. When you are about to fall off the chair, suddenly straighten up and apologize profusely. 9. Remove your shoes and socks. Lay your socks on the table, turn each one inside out, and inspect them carefully. If anyone says anything, tell them "doctor's orders." 8. Roll your eyes at almost e ... continueMy Mother's Amazing Meatloaf Mystery
Every mother harbors a mystery of some sort. Many handed down from one generation to the next forming a bond so strong no man can penetrate. I came to realize this at an early age, which has stood me in good standing throughout life. Namely, don't mess with female secrets. It all started at a church fellowship supper, which is usually the centerpoint of any good church. Attend just one church f ... continueQuirk Wars
Quirks. We all have ?em. In one form or the other. Examples proliferate. Some quirky writers write one sentence paragraphs... Okay, okay, I?ll stop! Y?all gotta admit I had ya there for a second. I thought I?d take a shot this week at writing about people?s quirks because it?s one of those topics where all the women who read this are going to look over at their menfolk and say, ?Ha! ... continueGOING BONKERS WITH BAUBLES, BERRIES & BELLS
Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005. GOING BONKERS WITH BAUBLES, BERRIES & BELLS --Or, Beware of BlackBerries, Cellphones and Laptops!-- If state-of-the-art "wireless technology" has given birth to such tawdry taskmasters as BlackBerries, cellphones and laptops, the Universe has also seen to it that such man-made devices would come packaged with an invisible, immutable, and infernal operating ... continue50 Ways to Say No To Sex and 50 Ways to Get Around Them
There's a lot of stupid assed speakers and such in my school that come and talk to us about sex and saying no.Bullshit I say,they hand out papers with 50 ways to say no to sex.Being the nice guy I am I came up with 1 way to get around each of those sayings.Some of these were actually taken from the paper given.They're fucking retarded.So without further bullshit...50 Ways to Say No to Sex and 50 w ... continueCan You or Can?t You
There are a lot of people out there who for one reason or another really can?t so something. This article is not about you so don?t be offended. This article is about all the other people who for one reason or another say they can?t do something, when what they really should be saying is that they won?t do something. Now I don?t want you to be offended either, I am merely pointing out that we shou ... continueFirst Previous listings 21 to 40 of 43 Next Last