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<h3>The 12 Cheesiest Pickup Lines You Wished You Never Heard</h3>
 
The 12 Cheesiest Pickup Lines You Wished You Never Heard 
by FreeCoolJokes 
(c)2007 
 
 
 
(Or What Not To Say To A Strange Woman) 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Are you a joke collector? Many jokesters surf the Internet 
specifically for silly jokes, funny quotes, and \"Yes\" cheesy 
humorous entertaining pickup lines. 
 
Recently, I questioned a few gal pals about the lamest 
pickup lines used by men to get their attention. This 
brought a chuckle to their faces. Pickup lines run the 
gamut from really awful, pathetic, silly, bizarre to scary. 
It\'s interesting to note what real women think of pickup 
lines pitched at them by males looking to strike first 
base. Often if the line didn\'t get results from one 
uninterested woman the pickup artist would boldly ask 
the woman right next to the one he struck out with perhaps 
thinking about making a home run. 
 
\"It\'s interesting to note many women in the survey actually 
are intrigued by a cute, silly, pickup line. Even an off the wall 
compliment given in a social situation at a club. 
 
For example: One friend said a guy walked up to her in a 
crowded bar and said \"You are the prettiest woman in here.\" 
He said it in a sincere voice and this impressed her. 
 
After gathering several hundred cheeky pickup lines I added 
the wackiest to my website. And next composed a short humorous book 
packed with the entertaining pickup lines to distribute to friends who I 
thought would get a laugh or two out of them. 
 
Take note: a cheesy pick up list like this is 
indispensable to men because it will warn them what lines 
to avoid unless they like funny stares or laughter. 
 
According to the women in the survey a 
few honest pickup lines really work. More on that at the 
end of this article. 
 
Warning: these are actually 12 cheesy overused lines used 
by real men in real life situations according to my brief 
survey on female acquaintances between the ages of 16 and 
49. Well, at least the lines suited for a G-rated audience. 
 
1.Man:Say...didn\'t we use to date each other. 
Woman: No.. 
Man: Want to start NOW. 
 
2. Baby, you look good...even close up. 
 
3. You look like my next wife! 
 
4. You look hot! 
 
5. Move closer so I can pick you up. 
 
6. Are those things real? 
 
7. What\'s your sign? 
 
8. You believe in one night stands? 
 
9. What\'s a hot babe like you doing in this dump? 
 
10. Excuse me Miss, can I have your number...I lost mine. 
 
11. Nice B**! 
 
12. Where have you been hiding all my life? 
 
Drumroll please....According to the women in my survey these 
are the two lines that actually get their positive attention. 
 
 
1. Hello, my name is___________and I would really like to 
meet you. 
 
2. Hi, I\'m______and I\'ve been admiring your beautiful 
(hair, eyes, outfit, laugh, smile etc.) from across the 
room all evening. 
 
 That\'s It! 
 
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